"Christmas Tree-ing: 101"

Step 1: Put up other decorations around the house so that others become aware of the fact that you are ready to go get the tree.



Step 2: Go to the Tree Farm (or Home Depot, that's what we did) and pick out the first tree you look at in order to not upset those that you convinced into going with you. If you can, convince them to pose with the tree while holding it up for you to look at... this can probably only be achieved if you really do get the first tree you inspect.

Step 3: Securely tie the tree to the top of your car... then get the next victim to pose with it (notice Bailey being a good sport too).

Step 4: Attempt to not argue with each other about the angle of the tree as you place it into a stand. After getting it situated, you will probably need to vacuum up the pine needles on the floor (from moving it 2 inches back and forth) and water the tree.

Step 5: Light a fire and put on Christmas music in order to get into the mood for decorating the tree. If others aren't getting into the mood, send them out to replenish the stock of spiced rum for the egg nog.

Step 6: Mix drinks, then put decorations of your choice on the tree. We used white lights, blue and silver balls, white sparkly snowflakes, and a silver star on top. (Expert Tip: If you've had too much egg nog by the end of decorating, I would recommend waiting until the next day to put the topper on the tree.)

Step 7: Put dumb reindeer antlers on those that have been drinking the nog and take pictures.

Step 8: Admire the tree!